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youwishangelfish:

Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.

(via tigerrcat)

toxicrants:

Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit. 

If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.

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im-kellin-myself:

Do you ever look at someone and then look at yourself and get sad

(via tigerrcat)

goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

(via tigerrcat)

musiclover884:

I love Stitch so much more because of this.

sourwolf:

it’s ironic that tumblr loves a film about how exciting and amazing it is to be outside

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#well she didn’t have wifi so outside was the next best thing

(Source: renlysmargaery, via ruinedchildhood)

psychedelic-paradise:

illustratedshadows:

butts-with-bro-shades:

people who send themselves anon hate

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i dont understand this gif but it feels right

u goin’ get an ass beating with my chancla is what it means

(Source: supermattural)

unimpressedcats:

taco cat is taco cat spelt backwards 

jeou:

have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner

because i have

(via tigerrcat)

sometimesbrilliant:

#except for you #since you murdered most of them
  • me: hi i'd like to order sweet and sour chicken, some beef frie-
  • chinese restaurant: do u want egg roll
  • me: i didn't even finish my order
  • chinese restaurant: *to the chef* Zhīfáng měiguó xīwàng dàn juǎn
  • me: what