youwishangelfish:

Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you.

(via tigerrcat)

toxicrants:

Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit. 

If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.

(via tigerrcat)

im-kellin-myself:

Do you ever look at someone and then look at yourself and get sad

(via tigerrcat)

goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

(via tigerrcat)

sourwolf:

it’s ironic that tumblr loves a film about how exciting and amazing it is to be outside

#well she didn’t have wifi so outside was the next best thing

(Source: renlysmargaery, via ruinedchildhood)

psychedelic-paradise:

illustratedshadows:

butts-with-bro-shades:

people who send themselves anon hate

i dont understand this gif but it feels right

u goin’ get an ass beating with my chancla is what it means

(Source: supermattural)

jeou:

have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner

because i have

(via tigerrcat)